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smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

princeowl:

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

magicalveronica:

terrified-children:

skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

So much childhood right here

ah so much

JOY TO THE WORLD
that BARNEY’S DEAD
we BARBECUUUQUED HIS HEAD
DONT WORRY ABOUT THE BODY
WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY
and AROUND and AROUND IT GOES
and AROUND and AROUND IT GOES
and AROUUND and AROUUUND IT GOES

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

high-im-chloe:

hip hip hooray, I have new followers today! :) thank you! have a grand day!!

high-im-chloe:

hip hip hooray, I have new followers today! :) thank you! have a grand day!!

shubbro:

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

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I HEARD THAT

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

shybairnsget-nowt:

squidward—testicles:

getradified:

blastpete:

I will never not reblog this

I’m still convinced Dankey Kang has to be a type of weed.

She must’ve heard Peter Griffin say Donkey Kong.

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

Anonymous said: Can you please tag humans? Im a furry and don't like seeing gross people on my dash. Thank you! :3

dokibots:

what

what the fuck is this